Posts Tagged: barbeque


5
May 07

My Golden Week

Japanese Golden Week is one of my favorite times of the year. It’s not too hot, nor too cold, and best of all, I have a week off.

I seem to be the only person who finds the name “Golden Week” a little inappropriate. Sure enough, there are so many national holidays squeezed into these seven days, that it is arguably a “valuable” holiday, but why use English? If Great Britain suddenly threw a bunch of holidays together and used Japanese to describe the time off, my wife and co. would be as confused as I am.

Imagine teaching your students about British culture, naming all the big holidays, Christmas, Easter, Shukujitsubakarinoshuu… it just doesn’t work, does it? I’m all for using English for English holidays such as Christmas, Valentine’s and Halloween, but why give an English name to a Japanese-only holiday? Bizarre.

Anyway, like all holidays, this one has gone far too quickly. I’ve spent most of my time off working on the computer, but we did get out of the house a couple of times. We spent six hours on the highway when visiting my father-in-law’s grave at the start of Golden Week, and the family got together for a barbeque later in the week. Here are some pictures:

A barbeque at my brother-in-law's parents' house.

After all the meat was gone, we started on the seafood. Japanese people absolutely adore eating, and they try to cook everything and eat it as fast as possible. The moment you turn away, they’ll load your plate and fill your beer glass again. Oh, and if you take a break, they’ll give you the “you’re too thin, you’ve got to eat more” speech. I may be 6 feet tall and weigh only 56 kilograms, but there’s a reason for that. I’m just not hungry!!! Please stop force-feeding me! How would you like it if I ranted on about how fat you were?!

A seafood barbeque

Okay, I’ve calmed down now. Here’s a great picture of my brother-in-law and his dad. Japan is a country obsessed with fashion, and wearing a towel on your head is supposedly fashionable.

My brother-in-law and his dad wearing fashionable towels.

As the saying goes, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do”, so…

There's a Pooh on my head!

Yes, it’s a Winnie the Pooh towel, how cool is that??? There’s a Pooh on my head!

This camping chair made me laugh. It rocked about in the “Balmy Wind” and eventually “fell so good” !

This camping chair fell over really well.

After the barbeque, Mami’s mum, who has joined a local table tennis club, wanted to show us her skills. This is her in an all-action shot.

Mami and her mum playing table tennis.

Perhaps the highlight of the day, which I forgot to photograph, was helping some guy get his car out of the drain. Gutters in Japan are a good foot wide and the same deep. If you’ve had bit to drink, as this idiot had, then you are more than likely to drive into one. The funniest moment was when four men all tried to lift the car out of the gutter, and the car just sat there looking at us with a “yeah, good luck” expression. Fortunately I was the first to think of using a jack, and sticking a drain cover from another place under the tire. It worked as hoped and the guy was so grateful, he thanked me, my countrymen and the queen!

Tomorrow is the last day of Golden Week, and we’re doing it all over again. This time the family is coming to our house, but will there be time for table tennis?


24
Oct 06

My gullible students!

Yesterday was our Halloween barbeque, which was a lot of fun. One activity we did was set up boxes with pictures of fingers, brains, worms and eyeballs on them. Inside were sausages, prunes, noodles and peeled grapes, and the kids were really quick to figure that out. The adults tend to have a better imagination and pulled some really icky faces when dipping their hands in the boxes.

Two of my students, both in their twenties, can be pretty gullible sometimes. Today in class, they were trying to explain the activity to another student who didn’t come to the barbeque. I jumped in and said:

“Oh, it was so funny, the kids thought they were grapes, noodles and prunes, but actually they really were eyeballs, worms and brains!”

The two girls sat up in horror. Had they really dipped their hands in a box of worms? I pushed it further explaining how we had contacted a farm and got leftover eyeballs and brains sent to us. I told them this with such an honest and serious face, that they truly believed it. It wasn’t until I said the fingers were really fingers that they realized I was joking.

My favorite gullibility test is the “Magic-eye tie”. I have this shiny tie covered in lines of elephants which I explain is like those posters that if you stare at long enough you can see a hidden picture in the center. I’ve done this trick on most of my students and they fall for it every time. It’s hysterical. They just stand their with their eyes wide open staring at the tie. I let them do it for a full two minutes before telling them I’m joking. If you haven’t tried this one before, go and find you most bizarre tie… now!