Posts Tagged: nose


2
Aug 09

Ramsay Ramblings 2009-08-02

Renewing my visa

After being told it was too late to apply for permanent residency a few months ago, I recently tried to apply for a renewal of my spouse visa. Typical of me, I didn’t take half the documentation I needed so was sent home with instructions to gather the rest. Surprisingly, this time I was told to submit both my spouse and permanent residency applications together so I’m filling out all the forms, including a “please let me stay” letter to the Ministry of Justice and a hand-drawn map to my house (real maps aren’t acceptable!).

Upcoming nose operation

Breathing through my nose has become increasingly difficult over the last couple of years and finally the doctor recommended an operation instead of sending me away with more ineffective medicine. Such operations run in my family, so it doesn’t come as a surprise. No details yet, but I’m having an X-ray this week and will find out more then.

New project, Hotaru CMS

I was a huge contributor to Social Web CMS, the platform that runs JapanSoc.com, but have decided to build my own system instead of constantly modifying something I’ve never been altogether happy with. My new project is Hotaru CMS, which means “Firefly” Content Management System. It’s still early, but I expect it will quickly catch up with the likes of Pligg and offer a far more flexible plugin and theme system (more akin to Wordpress). I’m currently looking for people interested in helping out, so let me know if that’s you.

Rikuto to start nursery school

Ricky starts nursery school next week. For four days a week, he’ll join about seven other children in the nursery school at my wife’s hospital. It’s set up especially for hospital employees and the staff there seem very nice indeed. The children are from 1 to 3 years old (Ricky just turned 2) and they look like a lovely bunch of friends for our son. Incidentally, they are having a dads-only event in late August. Should be interesting!

My broken toe

Remember my broken big toe? Well it’s been a whole year since I broke it and I have a new nail replacing the old one. That means the old nail is yellow and kind of hanging off and it looks really gross.

Wrap-up

That wraps up this edition of Ramsay Ramblings, the first post on this lovely new Wordpress theme I’m using called Cleanr. Big text for my bad eyes!


15
Nov 07

Sleep Better with a Nose Band Aid

In my previous post about sleeping, I said that I get about 8 hours sleep a night, usually from 3am to 11am. What I didn’t tell you was my secret for getting a good night’s sleep.

A big nose doesn’t help you breathe more easily

I blogged about my big nose before, and while it may make me look dashingly handsome to Japanese women, it definitely doesn’t help me breathe any easier. In fact, I’d argue that having a big nose actually hinders your breathing. Maybe, like a vacuum cleaner, a bigger nozzle sucks up more dirt.

Breathe Right nasal strips - Large!Sleep better with nasal strips

Recently, I started using Breathe Right nasal strips. Yeah, yeah, it might be a bit embarrassing, but if they’re good enough for athletes then they’re good enough for me. Anyway, before I started using them I’d find myself breathing through my mouth all night, but by sticking one of these Band Aid type things on my face I can actually breathe through my nose, and fall to sleep quicker, too.

Feel the pain of nasal strips

This isn’t an ad for Breathe Right, I’m just passing on the tip in case anyone else has breathing problems like me. If you do get hooked on nasal strips, be warned: ripping them off your nose every morning isn’t much fun, and they leave their mark! Oh well, at least it’s the right season for red noses.


22
Oct 07

Does Rikuto Have His Dad’s Nose?

Dad's NoseI was aware of it during my childhood, but as I got older less people mentioned it. Generally, in the U.K, people don’t run around pointing out how big your nose is. “Crikey! Your nose is huge!” is something I hadn’t heard since I was a kid. That was until I came to Japan, a country full of small nosed people who apparently think a big nose makes one more distinguished. Maybe so, but it still doesn’t feel right hearing people tell me how large my nose is… almost everyday!

I actually consider myself lucky because my brother’s nose makes mine look quite ordinary, but I’m not going to embarrass him by posting a photo here. Instead, I’m going to embarrass my son, Rikuto, by posting a picture of his nose. Before I do so, I want to lighten the mood with some of my favorite “big nose” jokes:

  • Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
  • Everybody take cover. He’s going to blow!
  • Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
  • It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.
  • Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
  • Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.

So, the big question is, does Rikuto have a nose that will make his father proud? Judge for yourself…

Will Rikuto make his dad proud?